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Trouser Enlarger

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Pick Up Girls with the Trouser Enlarger! Handy hidden pump to attract the ladies! Great gift for the Little Willy Boys! Expanding pouch fits discretely inside your trouser leg. Flexi tube, feeds air silently into the pouch. Pressure release avoids over inflation. Poly welded pouch inflates to create a massive trouser bulge. Pump it up, with the medical grade rubber hand pump that fits neatly into your palm.

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Pick Up Girls with the Trouser Enlarger! Handy hidden pump to attract the ladies!

Great gift for the Little Willy Boys! Expanding pouch fits discretely inside your trouser leg. Flexi tube, feeds air silently into the pouch. Pressure release avoids over inflation.

Poly welded pouch inflates to create a massive trouser bulge. Pump it up, with the medical grade rubber hand pump that fits neatly into your palm.

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        )

    [QuickBooks] => Array
        (
            [acct_discount] => Sales:Discount
            [acct_coupon_discount] => Sales:Coupon Discount
            [acct_shipping] => Sales:Shipping
            [acct_gc_discount] => Sales:Gift Certificate Discount
            [acct_gc] => Sales:Gift Certificate
            [acct_product] => Sales:Product
            [trans_class] => Website:Retail
            [acct_tax] => Website:Tax
            [acct_inv_asset] => Inventory Asset
            [export_invitems] => Y
            [qb_reporderpoint] => 0
            [acct_inv_cogs] => Cost of Goods Sold
            [qb_exportpayments] => Y
            [qb_order_prefix] => 
            [acct_payment_surcharge] => Sales:Payment Surcharge
        )

    [Product_Options] => Array
        (
            [buynow_with_options_enabled] => N
            [dynamic_save_money_enabled] => Y
        )

    [CMPI] => Array
        (
            [cmpi_currency] => USD
            [cmpi_proseccorid] => 
            [cmpi_merchantid] => 
            [cmpi_url] => https://centineltest.cardinalcommerce.com:443/maps/txns.asp
            [cmpi_enabled] => N
        )

    [Wishlist] => Array
        (
            [add2wl_unlogged_user] => Y
        )

    [Logging] => Array
        (
            [log_database] => L
            [log_file_operations] => L
            [log_orders_delete] => L
            [log_orders_change_status] => N
            [log_orders_export] => N
            [log_products_delete] => N
            [log_shipping_errors] => L
            [log_payment_processing_errors] => L
            [log_debug_messages] => N
            [email_addresses] => vetrivel@mercuryminds.com
            [log_decrypt_errors] => N
            [log_bench_reports] => N
        )

    [periodic_last_time] => 0
    [Maintenance_Agent] => Array
        (
            [periodic_type] => 
            [periodic_mode] => 
            [periodic_logs] => 
            [periodic_visits] => Y
            [periodic_orders] => Y
        )

    [paypal_solution] => ipn
    [Detailed_Product_Images] => Array
        (
            [det_image_popup] => N
            [det_image_popup_js_based] => N
        )

    [SnS_connector] => Array
        (
            [sns_collector_path_url_http] => 
            [sns_collector_path_url_https] => 
            [sns_script_extension] => php
            [sns_shop_display_name] => Test
            [sns_display_button] => Y
            [sns_passphrase] => 
        )

    [Import_3x_4x] => Array
        (
            [allow_auto_create_categories] => Y
        )

    [html_catalog_dirs] => 
    [Google_Checkout] => Array
        (
            [gcheckout_mid] => 
            [gcheckout_mkey] => 
            [gcheckout_test_mode] => Y
            [gcheckout_currency] => USD
            [gcheckout_check_avs] => Y
            [gcheckout_check_cvn] => M
            [gcheckout_check_prot] => Y
            [gcheckout_merchant_calc] => Y
            [gcheckout_disable_customer_notif] => Y
            [gcheckout_default_shipping_cost] => 0
            [gcheckout_display_product_note] => N
        )

    [Shipping_Label_Generator] => Array
        (
            [usps_userid] => 
            [usps_image_type] => TIF
            [usps_sample_mode] => Y
            [usps_s_firstname] => 
            [usps_s_lastname] => 
        )

    [Image_Verification] => Array
        (
            [spambot_arrest_img_generator] => default
            [spambot_arrest_str_generator] => numbers
            [spambot_arrest_image_length] => 5
            [spambot_arrest_on_registration] => N
            [spambot_arrest_on_login] => N
            [spambot_arrest_on_contact_us] => Y
            [spambot_arrest_on_send_to_friend] => N
            [spambot_arrest_on_reviews] => Y
            [spambot_arrest_case_sensitive] => N
            [spambot_arrest_on_news] => N
            [spambot_arrest_login_attempts] => 3
        )

    [FEDEX_meter_number] => 
    [FEDEX_integration_type] => 
    [Google_Analytics] => Array
        (
            [ganalytics_e_commerce_analysis] => Y
            [ganalytics_code] => UA-10621956-1
        )

    [froogle_export_file] => pdn_ftpusr_gb.txt
    [data_cache_expiration] => 1337802500
    [snapshots] => a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:4:"time";i:1231408750;s:5:"descr";s:0:"";}}
    [XAffiliate] => Array
        (
            [partner_cookie_length] => 0
            [partner_max_level] => 5
            [partner_enable_level] => Y
            [partner_register_moderated] => Y
            [partner_allow_see_total] => Y
            [display_as_iframe] => Y
            [ask_partnerid_on_checkout] => Y
            [partner_register] => Y
            [eml_signin_partner_notif] => Y
            [eml_partner_approved] => Y
            [eml_partner_declined] => Y
        )

    [allowed_ips] => 127.0.0.1
    [Special_Offers] => Array
        (
            [offers_bp_rate] => 0.05
            [offers_bp_min] => 200
            [offers_per_row] => 3
            [offers_list_limit] => 3
            [default_bonus_point] => 1
            [default_bonus_amount] => 1
        )

    [fdx_files_path] => /home/dongan/public_html/projects/pdn/shipping/FedEx/
    [fedex_import_stat] => a:4:{s:5:"files";a:10:{s:7:"2nd day";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:13:"express saver";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:15:"first overnight";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:18:"priority overnight";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:18:"standard overnight";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:21:"international economy";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:22:"international priority";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:6:"ground";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:13:"home delivery";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}s:11:"puerto rico";a:2:{s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}}s:4:"ozip";s:5:"50001";s:4:"date";i:1217069207;s:7:"updated";b:1;}
    [MM_POS] => Array
        (
            [product_row] => 10
            [edit_discount] => Y
        )

    [MM_image_generator] => Array
        (
            [MM_list_height] => 150
            [MM_product_height] => 250
            [MM_product_width] => 250
            [MM_list_width] => 150
            [MM_cart_width] => 150
            [MM_cart_height] => 150
        )

    [message_center] => Array
        (
            [message_per_page_c] => 20
            [message_per_page_a] => 20
        )

    [health_answers] => Array
        (
            [ask_questions_avoid_words] => 
            [hq_most_view_limit] => 10
            [hq_list_max_limit] => 50
            [hq_question_per_page_admin] => 10
        )

    [mm_icontact] => Array
        (
            [key] => fqbvnjjEo3rTo9uGiDNZQy5yVp7kulIz
            [username] => pharmacydirect
            [password] => P@rmacy!D
            [list_id] => 19698
        )

    [mailchimp_mm] => Array
        (
            [mc_optin] => N
        )

    [MM_Checkout] => Array
        (
            [MM_news_list] => Y
            [MM_Checkout_write_log] => N
            [allowme_to_MM_Checkout] => 
            [MMC_addon_minicart] => M
            [MM_term_and_condition] => Y
            [MM_abandoned_cart] => Y
            [MM_Checkout_username_as_email] => N
        )

    [Recently_Viewed] => Array
        (
            [rviewed_products_count] => 10
        )

    [Sessions] => Array
        (
            [session_length] => 3600
        )

    [available_images] => Array
        (
            [T] => U
            [P] => U
            [C] => U
            [W] => U
            [M] => U
            [S] => U
        )

    [substitute_images] => Array
        (
            [P] => T
        )

    [UA] => Array
        (
            [browser] => CCBot
            [version] => 1
            [hard] => i386
            [language] => en-US
            [platform] => Win32
        )

    [Adaptives] => Array
        (
            [is_first_start] => 
        )

    [special_offers_mark_products] => 1
    [setup_images] => Array
        (
            [T] => Array
                (
                    [location] => FS
                    [save_url] => 
                    [size_limit] => 0
                    [md5_check] => 
                    [default_image] => ./default_image.gif
                )

            [P] => Array
                (
                    [location] => FS
                    [save_url] => 
                    [size_limit] => 0
                    [md5_check] => 
                    [default_image] => ./default_image.gif
                )

            [C] => Array
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                    [location] => FS
                    [save_url] => 
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                    [md5_check] => 
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                )

            [D] => Array
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                )

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                    [md5_check] => 
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                )

            [M] => Array
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                    [save_url] => 
                    [size_limit] => 0
                    [md5_check] => 
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                )

            [S] => Array
                (
                    [location] => DB
                    [save_url] => 
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                    [md5_check] => 
                    [default_image] => ./default_image.gif
                )

        )

)
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Trouser Enlarger
Trouser Enlarger
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Trouser Enlarger

Pick Up Girls with the Trouser Enlarger! Handy hidden pump to attract the ladies!

Great gift for the Little Willy Boys! Expanding pouch fits discretely inside your trouser leg. Flexi tube, feeds air silently into the pouch. Pressure release avoids over inflation.

Poly welded pouch inflates to create a massive trouser bulge. Pump it up, with the medical grade rubber hand pump that fits neatly into your palm.

Warnings:

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If your item is a manufacturers fault, we will send your item straight to the manufacturers for them to assess and replace/refund where appropriate. One of our Customer services team will be in touch with you for the correct procedure prior to accepting a faulty item back.

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